KATE MONSTEROh, you think your life sucks? BRIANI think so. KATE MONSTERYour problems aren’t so bad!I’m kinda prettyAnd pretty damn smart. BRIANYou are. KATE MONSTERThanks!I like romantic thingsLike music and art.And as you knowI have a gigantic heartSo why don’t I haveA boyfriend?Fuck!It sucks to be me!